F 133211 Am 002210 Cm/Eb x6554x D7 xx0212 Gm 355333 Bb 113331 C7 x3231x Ab 466544 Eaug x6544x Fm 133111 G#7 464544 C# x35553 Aaug x03221 Bbm x13321 C#7 x46464 Eb 665x4x Gm7 353333 F#aug xx4332 Cm7 x35343 Ebm7 x68676 G? xxx333 Verse 1 F Am Cm/Eb It's a god-awful small affair D7 To the girl with the mousy hair Gm Bb C7 But her mummy is yelling "No" F And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen Pre-Chorus Ab Eaug Fm But the film is a saddening bore G#7 For she's lived it ten times or more C# Aaug Bbm She could spit in the eyes of fools C#7 As they ask her to focus on Chorus Bb Eb Sailors fighting in the dance hall Gm7 F#aug F Oh man! look at those cavemen go Fm Cm7 It's the freakiest show Ebm7 Bb Take a look at the lawman Eb Beating up the wrong guy Gm F#aug Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know F Fm Cm7 He's in the best selling show Ebm7 Gm7 F#aug Bb G? Is there life on Mars? Bridge F F#dim Gm Ddim Am Bb Bbm Verse 2 It's on Amerika's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the norfolk broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns Pre-Chorus But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? Enjoy! P.S. I know this appears at the bottom of many tabs, but this tab really is my first!