UNCLE ARTHUR
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Strikes the bell for five o'clock, Uncle Arthur closes shop,
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screws the tops on all the bottles, turns the lights out, locks it up.
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Climbs across his bike and he's away-
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cycles past the gas works, past the river, down the high street,
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back to mother. It's another empty day.
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Uncle Arthur- likes his mummy- Uncle Arthur- still reads comics-
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Uncle Arthur- follows Bat-man-.
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Round and round the rumours fly, how he ran away from mum,
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on his thirty-second birthday, told her that he'd found a chum.
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Mother cried and raved and yelled and fussed-
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Arthur left her no illusion brought the girl round, save confusion,
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Sally was the real thing not just lust.
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Uncle Arthur- vanished quickly- Uncle Arthur- and his new bride-
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Uncle Arthur- follows Sally-.
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Round and round goes Arthur's head, hasn't eaten well for days,
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little Sally may be lovely, but cooking leaves her in a maze.
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Uncle Arthur packed his bags and fled.
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Back to mother, all's forgiven serving in the family shop, he gets
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his pocket money, he's well fed.
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Uncle Arthur- passed the gas works- Uncle Arthur- passed the river-
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Uncle Arthur- down the high street- Uncle Arthur- follows mother-.
