JOIN THE GANG E Let me introduce you to the gang, E Johnny plays the sitar he's an existentialist, E once he had an aim, now he plays our game. E You will feel so good now that you've joined the gang. G Molly is a model in the ads, G crazy clothes and acid, full of soul and crazy hip, G F some-one switched her on, then her beam went wrong, G F G 'cause she can't switch off now that she's joined the gang. A Arthur is a singer with a band, A Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage, A G look at Arthur rave, all the kids have paid, A G A they want to see the croaking man who joined the gang. G This club's called the web it's the month's pick, G next month we shall find a place where prices ain't so stiff, G F fifteen bob a coke, 'fraid that's past a joke, G F G this is how to spend now that you've joined the gang. A This is what to do now that you're here, A sit 'round doing nothing altogether very fast, A G psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars, A G A they're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang. A G You won't be alone we've all got beer-y grins Eb D it's a big illusion, but at least you're in,- A G A at least you're in.