Dumb Ways to Die - Tangerine Kitty
前奏：以下彈法前奏x2
（開始也用該彈法伴奏）
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Am G C Em F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am G C Em F
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
C G Am
The dumbest ways to die
C G Am
The dumbest ways to die
C G Am
Dumbest ways to die
F G
So many dumb
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
