Tom: E Tuning:Eb Intro: E7/9 A7 Diamonds and fast cars Money to burn I got my head in the clouds I got these thoughts to churn Got my feet in the sand I got a house on the hill I got a headache like a mother Twice the price of my thrills E7 And it’s a cold day it’s a continental drift I said this traffic is hell Can you give me a lift And I’ll try to paint a story Got your pictures to tell Yeah, you got to make a living With what you bring yourself to sell A7 I got some genuine Imitation Bad apples Free sample For your peace of mind Only $9,95 E7 I got my camera back from customs Got my law fees up to date Hell they must seen me comin’ Ain’t this life so fuckin’ great D When the shit hit the fan A It was all I could stand E Yeah, well I’m a frequent flyer D My body’s breathing while it can A E But what I don’t understand is that My world ain’t getting no brighter D If i could touch the sky A Well I would float on by E While everybody’s talkin’ Hell I’m just another guy D If it were up to me A I’d say just leave me be B Why let one bad apple A7 Spoil the whole damn bunch A7 Gold and caviar Now whyn’t you pour my apathy I’d have all my bases covered If I could teach my hands to see E7 But now we’re down in the deep end Where they’d love to watch you drown I said your laundry could use washing Will hang it up all over town I said Hollywood’s like a dryer And we’re down on Sunset Strip And you’ll be suckin’ down the clorox ’Til your life’s all nice and crisp D When the shit hit the fan A It was all I could stand E Yeah, well I’m a frequent flyer D My body’s breathing while it can A E But what I don’t understand is that My world ain’t getting no brighter D If i could touch the sky A Well I would float on by E While everybody’s talkin’ Hell I’m just another guy D If it were up to me A I’d say just leave me be B Why let one bad apple E7 G E7 G E7 G A B Spoil the whole damn bunch D When the shit hit the fan A It was all I could stand E Yeah, well I’m a frequent flyer D My body’s breathing while it can A E But what I don’t understand is that My world ain’t getting no brighter D If i could touch the sky A Well I would float on by E While everybody’s talkin’ Hell I’m just another guy D If it were up to me A I’d say just leave me be B Why let one bad apple A Spoil the whole damn bunch E E7/9 Boy!!!